FALL CLASSES FOR MEN

WHERE? - AT THE HEIGHTENED AWARENESS LEARNING CENTER FOR MALE ADULTS.
WHEN? - Classes Begin February 27th 2007
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY January. 16, 2007

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THE CURRICULUM, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2

The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion..

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5

After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6

Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7

Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum.

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8

Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours.

Class 11

Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing.

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion --- Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14

The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstrations.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Recognition Awards - Upon successful completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

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FALL CLASSES FOR MEN

WHERE? - AT THE HEIGHTENED AWARENESS LEARNING CENTER FOR MALE ADULTS.
WHEN? - Classes Begin February 27th 2007
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY January. 16, 2007

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THE CURRICULUM, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Class 2

The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion..

Class 3

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.

Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Class 5

After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video.

Class 6

Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Class 7

Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum.

Class 8

Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.

Class 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations.

Class 11

Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing.

Class 12

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion --- Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Class 13

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Class 14

The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstrations.

Recognition Awards - Upon successful completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

C'mon Guys, As Much As We May Hate To Admit It, Down Deep We Know It's True

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Your Journey

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About Us

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FALL CLASSES FOR MEN

WHERE? - AT THE HEIGHTENED AWARENESS LEARNING CENTER FOR MALE ADULTS.WHEN? - Classes Begin February 27th 2007 REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY January. 16, 2007

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THE CURRICULUM, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Class 2

The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion..

Class 3

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.

Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Class 5

After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video.

Class 6

Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Class 7

Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum.

Class 8

Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.

Class 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations.

Class 11

Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing.

Class 12

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion --- Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Class 13

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Class 14

The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstrations.

Recognition Awards - Upon successful completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

C'mon Guys, As Much As We May Hate To Admit It, Down Deep We Know It's True

WHERE? - AT THE HEIGHTENED AWARENESS LEARNING CENTER FOR MALE ADULTS.
WHEN? - Classes Begin February 27th 2007
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY January. 16, 2007